morristibbs: IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
curlingwithmetaphor: crooked-jaw-weasley: ...
jwisser: thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
lilacid: niggaqueef: when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
watchtheskytonight: geekchicbooks: missbibliophile: Isn’t it weird how you would say ‘on’ if you’re talking about a tv show and ‘in’ if it was a movie? like “she was on Doctor Who” “she was in The Avengers” I never even thought about this before. we are becoming aware
myrtlewilson: myrtlewilson: fun fact one time i auditioned for a play and the character called for a russian accent and i did mine for the director and got the part and she stopped me on my way out and asked my how i got it so believable sounding and i didn’t have the heart to tell her it was because of the amount of time i spend imitating chekov from star trek when i’m home alone i’m...
fuckedupdotcom: tuucker: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized Dr. Robert Evans I looked it up My dentist is Captain America’s dad My doctor is JK Rowling’s...
stumpkin: the only good story i have is i was once at the same wedding as daniel radcliffe and my dad said ‘you’re a wizard harry’ because my dad looks a lot like hagrid and daniel radcliffe told him to piss off
bakerstreetbabes: Just read on twitter that the fan art bit on Graham Norton has been pulled. I’m glad they’re not going to show the sexual/slash fan art.. But I would’ve appreciated it if they’d gone for actual good fan art instead (not saying slash is bad art, I just mean that there’s loads of beautiful pieces that aren’t meant to be sexual). It...
Reblog if you're a Sherlockian, then check your...
purpletreeblossoms: You’ll see why soon enough.
Anonymous asked: How old are you?
doctor-wholock: timelessseaphire: ufuckinsnowglobe: There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’ but there is an ‘ood’ wat